Friday, September 4, 2009

Job Opening fit for a King (David)

A little piece of Zionist reality and humor.

I am currently unemployed and looking for a job. I receive over 20 emails a day informing me of a wide range of different jobs from every nook and cranny of the Holy Land. Today I received a job opening that has a long and hallowed history in the Tanakh. From Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov, to Moshe, to the great David HaMelech himself - shepherding is certainly a prophetic career.

Do you know anyone who is up to the challenge? I am only a struggling Technical Writer, but one day maybe I can aspire to the illustrious career of Shepherding.


  1. I assume it is it a real ad, not just humor?

  2. This is a real job advertisement that I received, and not one that I fabricated. I took a screen shot of the job description.